Mistaken Identity

So I just browsing my Itunes and saw John Mayer’s “I’ve got a woman”,

and I totally thought it was titled, “I am a woman.”

Instead of thinking, ‘Whoa. Weird,’ I thought, “Hmm – How appropriate.”

I love John Mayer, even if he is a douche.

Ok, ok, occasionally a douche.

Even with that fact withstanding, the lyrical quality on Inside Wants Out totally makes up for all the unnecessary estrogen discharge brought on by the entire Heavier Things album.

But then again, maybe that’s just giving him too much credit. Perhaps the title, “Inside Wants Out” is really just a subtle nod to some sort of closet transvestitism fetish?

I don’t know. But I do know this:

That’s right.

Forty-Six Thousand. .

Power in numbers, baby.